28 4 / 2012
Mosquito women with purple helmets hop on my bike all the time.
Side note: I’m 90% potatoes.
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09 3 / 2012
The look on Pierre’s face is priceless, because it’s the look you give when Gerard Depardieu’s erection is pressing against your neck.
(Source: filmswithfrank)
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31 1 / 2012
The eyes are the window of the soul, but the nose is a tent flap to a Renaissance mullet.
(Source: ageofvalyria)
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19 1 / 2012
The is me and Chili Palmer from Get Shorty. Chili and I were in a movie called Grease, where I played Greasy.
(Source: the-golden-years-days)
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17 1 / 2012
In France, peek-a-boo is not a funny game. It’s what people people do when they see Whoopi Goldberg. We made a whole movie about it.
(Source: off-keymelodies)
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16 1 / 2012
This is me and a fish, right before I discovered I have no bellybutton.
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